AUTHOR: Marty, a.k.a. canape TITLE: Welcome to parenthood DATE: 3/08/2008 05:21:00 PM ----- BODY:
I had my 6 week postpartum check up this week. It went just fine. Green lights all the way around.
I texted Guy before I left the parking lot with a simple "Bow chicka bow wow."

He responded, "That's mean to do while I'm in a meeting."

That evening, we got Bird settled in for a nap and climbed into bed. A couple of kisses and a cuddle later, we realize that 3 hours has passed and our son is waking up. And so were we.

We had fallen asleep. Slept right through the window of nookie.

I hear this is what it is like to be parents.

Dang.

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----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Anth DATE:Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 5:32:00 PM EST Lol! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous slouchy DATE:Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 5:32:00 PM EST Hahahahahahah!

Ain't it the truth. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Imstell DATE:Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 6:05:00 PM EST This is one of the best kept secrets of adulthood. It's not marriage that ruins your sex life... it's children. Welcome to the "quick and quiet sex" years. Ha, ha, ha, wah. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Candygirlflies DATE:Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 7:31:00 PM EST Welcome to parenthood.

***SNNNNOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ**

xoxo CGF ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Steph DATE:Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 8:04:00 PM EST Heehee! Ive SOO been there, done that!! If you havent seen Shrek the 3rd, do it now.. you'll get a huge laugh out of the ending! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Mamma DATE:Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 9:07:00 PM EST Hahahahahahahaha

Sorry. We often forget to tell new parents about that in advance. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Lizarita DATE:Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 9:29:00 PM EST NOW, you are officially PARENTS!
Too funny! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Gerbil DATE:Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 8:55:00 AM EDT ROFL. Yep. My husband still hasn't quite accepted this sad fact. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous useless_rambler DATE:Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 11:40:00 AM EDT LOL

Reality sucks (or not :p), doesn't it?!?!?!

Sleep is just too precious. There'll always be time for nookie.

Bow Chicka bow wow... LOVING that part! :) ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Liz DATE:Sunday, March 9, 2008 at 4:43:00 PM EDT bow-chicka-bow-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Story. Of. My. Life.

Welcome. And sorry we didn't tell you. But if we had... well, you know. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Bubblewench DATE:Monday, March 10, 2008 at 7:47:00 AM EDT hee..hee... we don't even have a newborn and we did that this weekend too! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Ally DATE:Monday, March 10, 2008 at 9:37:00 PM EDT Wow, you are much braver that I was. After my first child, after my 6 week appointment, I just pretended that 6 weeks hadn't really passed at all, hoping no one would notice... ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous texasholly DATE:Monday, March 10, 2008 at 11:06:00 PM EDT Yep, sounds about right. ----- --------