AUTHOR: Marty, a.k.a. canape TITLE: Bird's first movie: Toy Story 3 DATE: 7/06/2010 11:24:00 PM ----- BODY:
I was going to be one of those moms who didn't introduce the TV or movies until after her child was two years old.

*pause here for explosive laughter*

Right. So, that. Didn't really happen.

Christopher loves Cars. He loves Toy Story. He loves Elmo. He loves Jack's Big Music Show. He loves Wonder Pets, Dinosaur Train, the rest of Sesame Street, and he LOVES Super Why almost as much as he ADORES Kipper.

At any given moment of the day, he can be heard flying a Buzz Lightyear toy around the room and yelling, "Super Readers to the RESCUE!" Occasionally he will actually put Buzz's lines with Buzz, but for some reason, he just really likes to yell, "Super Readers to the RESCUE!"

Do I regret having a 2 1/2 year old who loves the TV like he does? A little bit. I admit it. I wish that he didn't, and I'm thinking of canceling our cable so that we don't feel anymore fiscal obligation to sit on our asses in front of it.

However.

Taking the family to see Toy Story 3 in the movie theater yesterday was one of the most fun things we have done yet.

We explained to Christopher that we were going to see a NEW Toy Story movie - one that he hadn't seen before. It would be dark in the theater, and the screen would be really BIG. He wouldn't be allowed to talk or get up and walk around, but there would be popcorn. After we told him that yes, he could take Woody and Buzz with him to the movies, he was completely sold on the whole plan.

While we waited on Kevin to buy the tickets, I followed Christopher around the lobby while he found every movie poster that had Toy Story on it and cried out, "LOOK! MY TOY STORY!" and then he would begin to sing his most favorite song in the whole world while his plastic Woody toy danced along.

"I got a friend in me. I GOT A FRIEND IN ME!"

As you can see, he has appropriately changed the pronouns to match his mother's introverted and socially stunted personality. Awesome.

With the exception of the previews, which were louder than the second coming of our Lord and all the heavens, it all went well. Colin fell asleep on the boobie as planned, and Christopher sat literally on the edge of his seat the whole time, only moving to dance whenever the music took any part of the forefront.

He had the BEST time, and I'm afraid that we will never ever be that family who remains untouched and unscathed by consumer marketing.

Bah. Who cares, really? After all, my son's first favorite song is by Randy Newman. If that's the result of all this media? It's not so bad after all.

*Note the completely sold out to consumerism Toy Story t-shirt that Bird is sporting, but paired with some hipster homemade pants out of some awesome Micheal Miller fabric. Such an oxymoron of an outfit.

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----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Renee Graves DATE:Tuesday, July 6, 2010 at 11:54:00 PM EDT G went and saw it a few days ago with her aunt and uncle. They were a little freaked out, saying that it was much darker and scarier than the first two, and that they hadn't expected that. However, G was not fazed by it at all - I think she liked it more than they did. My sis, however, did cop to crying like a baby.... ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Issas Crazy World DATE:Wednesday, July 7, 2010 at 12:36:00 PM EDT I still remember the first movies I took each of my girls too.

I'm glad to hear he had a blast. Am considering taking my son. But at 21 months...he will only sit still for Cars. So? Maybe not. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Convertible Girl DATE:Wednesday, July 7, 2010 at 1:46:00 PM EDT I'm with you the whole way -- and poor Pip, she never had a chance on the no-TV-until-age-2 plan. Oh well. At least they'll be so knowledgeable about pop culture when they're older. We're off to TS3 on Friday! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous JessicaAPISS DATE:Saturday, July 10, 2010 at 9:00:00 AM EDT I'm taking my two demons today! And we all can't wait.

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