AUTHOR: Marty, a.k.a. canape TITLE: Dear Asshole Who Just Stole My Purse DATE: 1/16/2010 06:16:00 PM ----- BODY:
Dear Asshole Who Just Stole My Purse,

Really? You take purses from the parking lot of a nice city park where families take their children to play? Did you happen to notice that I'm 39 weeks pregnant and toting around a 2 year old? Did it occur to you that carrying a purse too was just too much for me today?

I guess you did, since you stole it right out of my car.

All the cards and checks are canceled. The phone too. I don't carry cash. There is nothing for you there except my address. Which, if you had any decency about you, you would just drop off my favorite bag intact some time tonight. At which point I will forgive you and we'll call things even.

You took the pictures of my son that were on my phone. You took my day planner and all the information on my son's upcoming surgery. You took our evening. You've certainly tested my ability to hold it together.

I hope that you found my blogging business cards and come by for a peek. There was nothing for you to gain by taking my purse. If you happen to be the little shits who were throwing mulch all over the place where toddlers were trying to play, then yay for you. Maybe you feel some vindication because we asked you to stop.

More than likely, you're just some asshole who ruined our afternoon and took my most favorite Holly Aiken bag. Congratulations. I wish I had the pleasure of being around when karma comes back to you and gives it to you good.

Sincerely,
The sucker who forgot to lock her car today

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----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous @sweetbabboo DATE:Saturday, January 16, 2010 at 7:52:00 PM EST That sucks royally. Seriously, WTF?

-Abby

Surgery for C? What's that about? ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous gail DATE:Saturday, January 16, 2010 at 8:11:00 PM EST Oh no M. I am so sorry! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Anonymous DATE:Saturday, January 16, 2010 at 8:22:00 PM EST I feel totally responsible since you wouldn't have been there otherwise. Ugh. Am just sick for you about this. Have had mine stolen before and know the pain all too well. Please call if we can do anything. (This is CSO from PSO's computer) ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous nikki DATE:Saturday, January 16, 2010 at 8:59:00 PM EST NO. I can't believe it, Marty. I'm just sickened for you -- so very sorry.

The thief will learn someday that karma's a bitch. I'm sure of it. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Susie DATE:Saturday, January 16, 2010 at 9:20:00 PM EST Bastard. If you are going to take a purse, please have the decency to take the money you can find and leave the rest because nothing sucks more than having to go to the DMV. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Brenda F. DATE:Sunday, January 17, 2010 at 3:33:00 PM EST Just be so careful because now they know when you are going to be home and when you have a appointment. I have a friend that just had their house broken into and the police think they had been watching the house.. Well now these assholes know when all of your appointments are.. It would be nice if the police could do a little extra watch on your home while you are away, you never know they might save your belongings or these assholes may have dumped your purse and thought nothing else about it. Just be careful, if these people are brave enough to take a purse out of a car in the day light you never know what else they will do.. Brenda from AZ ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous whymommy DATE:Sunday, January 17, 2010 at 4:21:00 PM EST That sucks!

But Bird? Bird has surgery?

Am dialing you now. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous clifford DATE:Thursday, January 21, 2010 at 11:24:00 AM EST Hell hath no fury like Margaret pissed off... ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Holly DATE:Friday, January 22, 2010 at 11:54:00 AM EST Hi Marty,

I read your blog about your purse being stolen. What a jerk! I know I can't get back all the time and memories you lost with your purse but I would love to remake the bag for you for FREE. Please email me or stop by Stitch in downtown Raleigh and we will hook you up.

-Holly Aiken
info@hollyaiken.com
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