AUTHOR: Marty, a.k.a. canape TITLE: My 12 days of Christmas DATE: 12/24/2009 12:47:00 PM ----- BODY:
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A broken washing machine.

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A broken toe on the left foot
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A sprained ankle on the right foot
A broken toe on the left foot
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Thirty days of Zoloft
A sprained ankle on the right foot
A broken toe on the left foot
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
More rain in the forecast
Thirty days of Zoloft
A sprained ankle on the right foot
A broken toe on the left foot
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
No energy for baking
More rain in the forecast
Thirty days of Zoloft
A sprained ankle on the right foot
A broken toe on the left foot
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A dirty dirty house
No energy for baking
More rain in the forecast
Thirty days of Zoloft
A sprained ankle on the right foot
A broken toe on the left foot
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A daddy in the hospital
A dirty dirty house
No energy for baking
More rain in the forecast
Thirty days of Zoloft
A sprained ankle on the right foot
A broken toe on the left foot
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Braxton Hicks contractions
A daddy in the hospital
A dirty dirty house
No energy for baking
More rain in the forecast
Thirty days of Zoloft
A sprained ankle on the right foot
A broken toe on the left foot
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Dog poop on the floor
Braxton Hicks contractions
A daddy in the hospital
A dirty dirty house
No energy for baking
More rain in the forecast
Thirty days of Zoloft
A sprained ankle on the right foot
A broken toe on the left foot
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
A high of 65
Dog poop on the floor
Braxton Hicks contractions
A daddy in the hospital
A dirty dirty house
No energy for baking
More rain in the forecast
Thirty days of Zoloft
A sprained ankle on the right foot
A broken toe on the left foot
Bird's double ear infection
And a broken washing machine.

Ho, ho, freaking ho. Thank goodness for the fifth day of Christmas.

Here's to time with whatever part of your family you get to be with, whatever food you get to eat, and however full your stockings are. Christmas is coming tomorrow whether I like it or not. Might as well enjoy it as it is.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

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----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Hampers DATE:Friday, December 25, 2009 at 10:32:00 AM EST Just gone through your 12 days of Christmas and found it to be interesting. It was nice going through your blog. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Amo DATE:Saturday, December 26, 2009 at 9:34:00 PM EST That was funny! I'm so sorry it has been so rough for you guys! But, that sounds like my sentiments exactly this year. Bah humbug!! Glad it is over!! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Anonymous DATE:Saturday, December 26, 2009 at 11:41:00 PM EST Please, can you PM me and tell me few more thinks about this, I am really fan of your blog... ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous whymommy DATE:Sunday, December 27, 2009 at 8:42:00 PM EST Merry Christmas, Marty.

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Sorry you had a rough 12 days (or so) Hope everything is better soon. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Marty, a.k.a. canape DATE:Monday, December 28, 2009 at 2:45:00 PM EST Dang spammers. I guess I'm going to have to put in the authenticate thing again. I really hate it.

Ever since I got splogged, I seem to have a huge non-English speaking "fan base." Yay. ----- --------