AUTHOR: Marty, a.k.a. canape TITLE: Surely he has something else to talk about DATE: 6/12/2008 08:55:00 PM ----- BODY:
Alltel wizard.
Alltel wizard.
Alltel wizard.
Alltel wizard.
Alltel wizard.
Alltel wizard.
Alltel wizard.
Alltel wizard.
Alltel wizard.
Alltel wizard.

Apparently, this is how you get a massive increase in your blog hits. Guy has been blogging about the stupid Alltel wizard commercials for a couple of months, and now we find that he is one of the first return when you Google for them.

I've decided that I'll just start randomly mentioning the Alltel wizard, the fat guy in the yellow Sprint shirt, and that dumb van they drive around in. I won't actually blog about it, I'll just toss the phrases in at the end of the post.

Seriously. Guy's traffic is ridiculous over a bunch of smart ass Alltel posts.

The man ain't right
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----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Fancy Pants DATE:Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 9:12:00 PM EDT Jealous...don't hate the player...only the game.

I wrote a post to answer this in your honour and to prove that there are other things to talk about. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Gerbil DATE:Friday, June 13, 2008 at 8:04:00 PM EDT ''Wiiiizaaaaaaahhhhhhhd!''

Those commercials remind me of my geek days. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous katy DATE:Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 4:49:00 PM EDT I mentioned one of those commercials to my mom the other day and she had no idea what I was talking about.....who in the world (other than some tribe in some far away land) hasn't seen those commerials? ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Bubblewench DATE:Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 2:47:00 PM EDT How did I mis THIS post???

OMG... I'm laughing my ass off! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous slackermommy DATE:Monday, June 16, 2008 at 9:54:00 AM EDT I had the same thing happen to me with the Tiddy Bear. I can't believe how many people google that damn bear. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Obi, Saint y God DATE:Thursday, November 27, 2008 at 8:02:00 PM EST i think: your are the smart ass if you really did get a lot of visits with this post! ----- --------