AUTHOR: Marty, a.k.a. canape TITLE: I can't hear you for all the eggs DATE: 7/18/2007 09:40:00 PM ----- BODY:
There are strange bugs in our bedroom.

"It's only a few bugs, Schmoopie."

"Three is almost an infestation, isn't it?"

"No. It is not."

Resume typing and silence.

"What if they crawl in my ears at night and lay eggs?"

Heavy sighing.

"They won't do that.There isn't enough room in there with all of your many brains."

I have to stop typing now. My ears itch.


----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous slouchy DATE:Wednesday, July 18, 2007 at 10:37:00 PM EDT Heh. Your hubs, he is quite the comedian. ----- --------