AUTHOR: Marty, a.k.a. canape TITLE: What doesn't work DATE: 3/09/2007 06:49:00 PM ----- BODY:
You've got a matter of hours to get the swimmers to the egg. Here is what doesn't work:

1. Waking up with a full onslaught allergy attack.

2. Rolling over to hubby to try for a little somepin' somepin' and have snot run out of your nose before you can sniff it back up.

3. Sniffing snot up your nose while trying to say "I love you."

4. Trying to say "I love you" with a clogged head making it come out "Dih luf doo."

5. Realizing that seduction is out of the picture for you at this moment, it also does no good to pull up your Fertility Friend chart, point, pout, and wave a peed upon ovulation predictor stick in the air.

Bummer.

Now I guess I'm just going to lie around naked the rest of the evening and hope for the best.

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----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Amy DATE:Friday, March 9, 2007 at 8:41:00 PM EST You really are living my life. Except in my case it's a cold, not allergies. Poor hubby needed to have sex with my snotty self last night just b/c the stick said so! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Jen DATE:Friday, March 9, 2007 at 9:58:00 PM EST yup me too! fertile and congested ;) ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Mamma DATE:Friday, March 9, 2007 at 10:56:00 PM EST Hmmm....how can we weave this in to some seductive role playing?

Patient and doctor?

I'm trying here. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Oh, The Joys DATE:Saturday, March 10, 2007 at 4:23:00 PM EST "I believe in miracles... where you from...you sexy thing, you sexy thing, you." ----- --------