AUTHOR: Marty, a.k.a. canape TITLE: Another person that hates me DATE: 11/07/2006 05:53:00 PM ----- BODY:
Why then, does the belligerent woman working the drive thru window of the Bojangles hate me so? I told her that I didn't want sweet tea while I was having to yell into the giant menu speaker while getting rained upon. She insisted that I did. In fact, I wanted sweet tea and french fries. No, no ma'am, I do not, thank you. I would like mashed potatoes with no gravy and I do not need a drink.

Why then, does she try and hand me a giant cup of sweet tea at the window?

I say, "I don't want any tea, thank you."

She sneers and says, "It comes with the meal."

I say, "Thank you, but I still don't want it."

She sticks her chin out and says, "You know you paid for it."

I say, "I understand, but I don't want the tea."

She expels a loud puff of air through her nostrils, takes the tea, tosses it into the trashcan behind her like she was hitting a 3 pointer and shoves my food through the window.

I ask for extra napkins because the inside of my car is now drenched from the rain pouring in the open window. She hates me even more as she generously gives me three.

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----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous whymommy DATE:Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 11:34:00 PM EST Ooooh, can I have the sweet tea? Up here they think I mean regular tea with lots and lots of those little sugar packets. Believe it or not, I'm thrilled that I can now get sweet tea at McDonald's, because there's no place else I can get it.

Craving .... ----- --------